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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly)

elphabacheshire:

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A NORMAL SIZED COOKIE DOESN’T COOK ALL THE WAY IN THE MIDDLE WITHOUT BURNING THE EDGES

Finally people who understand!

Jedi-isms

  • What Jedi say:

    Emotions lead down a dark path.

  • What Jedi mean:

    Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

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  • What Jedi say:

    The Force shall reveal the time for action.

  • What Jedi mean:

    Nah.

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  • What Jedi say:

    I sense darkness in you.

  • What Jedi mean:

    Hey, asshole.

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  • What Jedi say:

    The Force works in mysterious ways.

  • What Jedi mean:

    That's the worst question I've ever heard.

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  • What Jedi say:

    I will meditate on your words.

  • What Jedi mean:

    Go fuck yourself.

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